Letterkenny Quotes To  Be Fair

“Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.”

— Wayne

“Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.”

— Squirrelly Dan

“Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.”

— Wayne

“Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s?

— Jonesy

“If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.”

— Wayne

“Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.”

— Wayne

“You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.”

— Wayne

“You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.”

— Wayne

“We need backup, boys.”

“Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.”

— Wayne

“And I suggest you let that one marinate.”

— Wayne

“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?”

— Wayne

“That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.”

— Katy

“Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.”

— Katy

“You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.”

— Squirrelly Dan

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