Letterkenny Quotes To
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“Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.”
— Wayne
“Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.”
— Squirrelly Dan
“Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.”
— Wayne
“Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s?
— Jonesy
“If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.”
— Wayne
“Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.”
— Wayne
“You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.”
— Wayne
“You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.”
— Wayne
“We need backup, boys.”
“Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.”
— Wayne
“And I suggest you let that one marinate.”
— Wayne
“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?”
— Wayne
“That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.”
— Katy
“Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.”
— Katy
“You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.”
— Squirrelly Dan
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